Think dildo (photos)

Think about exactly what you want to use your dildo for and what features you want it to have before handing over your credit card.

When I put the inside me for the first time, I said out loud, “Oh, this is gonna be my new favorite silicone dildo.” I think I was right. Let’s talk about why.

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